by mondstar » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:15 pm
... last post on Earf:
A cruise ship magician, with a side-kick parrot is always upset with the parrot for giving away the secrets of his tricks. "Rahhh. It's in his sleeve. Rahhh, he's palming it." One day the magician does his trick for the audience, the parrot gives away the secret, and the magician has had enough. He pulls out a pistol, and fires it at the parrot. The parrot, having very quick reflexes, ducks as the bullet flies by him, hitting a huge fuel tank. The fuel tank explodes, destroying the cruise ship, and the whole ship sinks into the ocean. Everyone perishes with the ship, except, of course, the magician and the parrot. As they float on the ocean on a single piece of wood, the parrot looks at the magician and says, "Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?"
;.) .. "Much too long, isn't it? What about 'Conjuring up a storm and a freaky wave and no water vehicle would be save'."
..comes a mermaid at a Sushi-Bar.
When did Paul McCartney write 'Silly Love Songs'
1962-2007
Special guess wo, if 2.templecalls aliens not appear soon. Who'd build a cupboard full of saucers & stoueff several times a day. Hope as well they come down to Meddle Earph in a sou'-easterner accident from fresh Freekinshire. Sms, trickin trolls svp.